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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...

What do the Chinese call a 69?

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Where does Peter Pan eat?

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

Birth of a Candy Bar

Necking

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A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

Punishment that fits the crime

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

A few questions and answers

There were two people having sex in a car...

What is the difference between hard and light?

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?

Two hookers were on a street corner...

Different Treatments

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

Sexually active

What is red and has seven dents?

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...

What do you do in case of fallout?

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?

Why did the pervert cross the road?

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...

A proper name

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

A small boy walks into his mothers room...

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...

What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...

The common symptoms of swine flu

How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Why is a joke like pussy?

Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...