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Different Treatments

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Punishment that fits the crime

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A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

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Man who goes to sleep with sex...

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A proper name

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What do you do in case of fallout?

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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...

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