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What is the most insensitive part of a penis?

Pray hard

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Their true intention

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What is the Australian for foreplay?

The absolved

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

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The definition of kinky sex

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What was the First Commandment?

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Confessions

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Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

A truck driver breaks down and...

An irresolvable problem

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Nauseous sex

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37 mating positions

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Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?

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Three Chinese daughters