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 Family sex 
 While attending a spelling session in school one day... 
 Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? 
 It had taken him several months, but the executive... 
 A helping hand 
 While enjoying a drink with a mate one night... 
 A young teenager comes home from school... 
 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... 
 Mary was having an affair during the day while... 
 Suffering 
 Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age... 
 An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18... 
 A policeman was patrolling near midnight... 
 Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? 
 What's the definition of the perfect woman? 
 Biology Class 
 A horse and a rabbit 
 Rabbi's anniversary present 
 A blind guy goes into a whore house... 
 The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris... 
 Father of my children 
 A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins... 
 Playtonic relationship 
 A penis study 
 When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? 
 A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one... 
 A horny young man went to a brothel... 
 What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess... 
 A little girl came running into the house crying... 
 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... 
 Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? 
 Cold Hands 
 What is the difference between erotic and kinky? 
 A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm 
 Nearsightedness 
 A husband and wife were out playing golf... 
 How does Herpes leave the hospital? 
 Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork... 
 Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of... 
 A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson... 
 One night, at the lodge of a hunting club... 
 On a very cold night... 
 An infamous stud with a long list of conquests... 
 What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? 
 In jail... 
 A reason for break-up 
 Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick... 
 This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop... 
 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? 
 An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady... 
 
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