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A small mistake

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

Proffessional Terms II

After working together for a while...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

How long?

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

A novel idea

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

What is white and streaks across the sky?

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

Household items

Why does a dog lick his balls?

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

Birth control

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

Bra sizes

For me, penises are a hobby...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

Why do they put strings on tampons?

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

Why do women fake orgasms?

The Big Horse Race

Best kind of sex

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

A guy steps into an elevator and...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

Who's got a bigger crotch?

The wrong definition

The wife of an older man is distraught...

Sneezing orgasms

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

Time to quit

What Not to Name Your Dog

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?