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Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

Saving up for 60 years

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Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

Household items

What is the definition of a virgin?

After working together for a while...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

How long?

Proffessional Terms II

Why does a dog lick his balls?

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

A novel idea

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For me, penises are a hobby...

Birth control

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

Bra sizes

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What is white and streaks across the sky?

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Best kind of sex

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

Why do women fake orgasms?

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

Why do they put strings on tampons?

The Big Horse Race

A guy steps into an elevator and...

Sneezing orgasms

Who's got a bigger crotch?

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

The wrong definition

The wife of an older man is distraught...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

Time to quit

What Not to Name Your Dog

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

A husband and wife were in their back yard...