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After working together for a while...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

A novel idea

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

What is white and streaks across the sky?

How long?

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

Household items

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

Birth control

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

Bra sizes

For me, penises are a hobby...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Why do they put strings on tampons?

Why do women fake orgasms?

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

Who's got a bigger crotch?

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

The Big Horse Race

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A guy steps into an elevator and...

Best kind of sex

The wife of an older man is distraught...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

Sneezing orgasms

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