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After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

The art of foreplay

Tough job

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

The Australian way

A substitute for women

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

Which of the following does not belong?

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

I read last week...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

A man, being on top of a woman...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

Flavoured condoms

Five fingers

Ghost sex

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

A fair price

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

Definition of bad lover

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

Wrong card

What kind of Bees...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

A mother-daughter conversation

How does a women hold her liquor?

Kiss me...yeah!

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

Mysterious picture

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

Do you smoke after sex?

Husband: Want a quickie?

Those clothes are very becoming on you

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

There was a young girl called Anna...

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...

Excuse TO smoke

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?




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