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Play doctor

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Course of action

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

Safe to appear

The horny midget found that the best way...

Anomaly or...

A young girl had not been feeling well...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

Old Chinese proverb

Happens all the time

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

CONDOMINIUM

I tried phone sex once...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

The definition of amnesia

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

A guy rings work and says...

A Girl Scout troop leader...

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

Taking measures

Traditions

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

Every precaution

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

What is the definition of an overbite?

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

What is green and smells like pig?

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

A man comes to a doctor and...

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

How do they do it?

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?