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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

The horny midget found that the best way...

A young girl had not been feeling well...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

Play doctor

Course of action

Old Chinese proverb

Safe to appear

Happens all the time

Anomaly or...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

CONDOMINIUM

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

The definition of amnesia

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

I tried phone sex once...

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

Traditions

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

A guy rings work and says...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

Taking measures

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

A Girl Scout troop leader...

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Every precaution

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

How do they do it?

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

What is green and smells like pig?

What do the Chinese call a 69?

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

A man comes to a doctor and...

Birth of a Candy Bar

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...