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Three Chinese daughters

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

What's an Australian kiss?

Final wish

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

GIRL'S CONFESSION

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A peculiar birthday card

A yard sale

Armando asks...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Golf in the Bedroom

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

You can come out now

Love handles

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Three wishes

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Homework

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Marital Sex

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

A question for Bill Clinton

Three guys are discussing women...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A small mistake

The right rhythm

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...