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Playtonic relationship

A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "Its a platonic friendship. Its play for him and a tonic for me."

Категория: Sex (Секс); Situations (Ситуации)

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