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 A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because  he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and  asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an  exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is  therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he  goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and  experienced in this matter.  He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is  work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:  a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other  words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,  then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so  many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have  the maid do it."
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