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Five fingers

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A young girl is speaking with her father...

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

A wonderful exercise

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

A substitute for women

Tough job

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

A young couple got married, and in their family...

No children yet

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

What kind of Bees...

Which of the following does not belong?

Kiss me...yeah!

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

Definition of bad lover

I read last week...

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

Ghost sex

A fair price

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

The blind daters had really hit it off and...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

A cure for a headache

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

Mysterious picture

Those clothes are very becoming on you

Excuse TO smoke

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

Want some of this?

The newly married man came home from work...

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

The Australian way

Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...