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For me, penises are a hobby...

The right rhythm

How long?

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...

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GIRL'S CONFESSION

What is the definition of a virgin?

A novel idea

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One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

Proffessional Terms II

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The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

A small mistake

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The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

After working together for a while...

Birth control

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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

The Big Horse Race

Bra sizes

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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

The wrong definition

Why do they put strings on tampons?

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Best kind of sex

Sneezing orgasms

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Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

The wife of an older man is distraught...

Who's got a bigger crotch?

Why do women fake orgasms?

Anomaly or...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

Household items

A guy steps into an elevator and...

Course of action

Time to quit

What Not to Name Your Dog

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

Why are women so bad at mathematics?