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What the difference between true love and herpes?

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...

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One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

A yard sale

Final wish

What's an Australian kiss?

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Armando asks...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Homework

Golf in the Bedroom

Love handles

There was a young man in the Air Force...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

A peculiar birthday card

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

You can come out now

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Three wishes

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Three guys are discussing women...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

A question for Bill Clinton

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

Marital Sex

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

Saving up for 60 years

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Why does a dog lick his balls?