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Three Chinese daughters

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

What's an Australian kiss?

Final wish

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A yard sale

GIRL'S CONFESSION

A peculiar birthday card

Armando asks...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Golf in the Bedroom

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

You can come out now

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Love handles

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Three wishes

Homework

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Marital Sex

A question for Bill Clinton

Three guys are discussing women...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

The right rhythm

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

A small mistake

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...