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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

What's an Australian kiss?

Final wish

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

What the difference between true love and herpes?

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

A yard sale

Armando asks...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

A peculiar birthday card

Love handles

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Golf in the Bedroom

There was a young man in the Air Force...

GIRL'S CONFESSION

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Three wishes

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Homework

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Three guys are discussing women...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

You can come out now

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

A question for Bill Clinton

Marital Sex

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

A small mistake

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...