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A peculiar birthday card

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

Armando asks...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

Golf in the Bedroom

Final wish

What's an Australian kiss?

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Love handles

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

A yard sale

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Homework

A question for Bill Clinton

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Three wishes

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

You can come out now

Marital Sex

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

What is the definition of a virgin?

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

Three guys are discussing women...

A small mistake

The right rhythm

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Proffessional Terms II

Saving up for 60 years

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...