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What's an Australian kiss?

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

Final wish

Armando asks...

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

Homework

Love handles

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

What the difference between true love and herpes?

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

A question for Bill Clinton

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Three wishes

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

What is a yankee?

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

After working together for a while...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

A yard sale

You can come out now

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Marital Sex

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

A novel idea

There was a young man in the Air Force...

What is the definition of a virgin?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

Proffessional Terms II

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

What is white and streaks across the sky?