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Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...

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Take her apart!

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One neighbor says to the other...

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Not enough time to tell

Heated passions

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Twice a day

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twenty eight year olds

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

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Do you know what a Yankee is?

The young lady admired the watch in the store window...

Poetic justice

What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

It just kills my appetite

What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?

Two men are discussing the age old question...

A new contraceptive