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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...

Why is a joke like pussy?

Appropriate punishment

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

Where does Peter Pan eat?

Ring, ring!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?

Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

What is red and has seven dents?

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

Why are women like snow flakes?

How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

Why do bankers make great lovers?

A small boy walks into his mothers room...

What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...

What do people do for fun on Halloween?

A wonderful exercise

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

How do you get Visual Aids?

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

Know the difference

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

A man, being on top of a woman...

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

A vicious circle

Why is sex like money in the bank?

Did you know Sex is a crime?

No children yet

A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

A young girl is speaking with her father...

What's the definition of a real loser?

Do you know why it's called sex?

Social Security Sex

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

The Australian way

Five fingers

I read last week...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?




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