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Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

Safe to appear

A young girl had not been feeling well...

The horny midget found that the best way...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

Old Chinese proverb

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

A Girl Scout troop leader...

I tried phone sex once...

Play doctor

A guy rings work and says...

Every precaution

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

Traditions

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

Happens all the time

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

The definition of amnesia

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Sexually active

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

A man comes to a doctor and...

Taking measures

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

What is the definition of an overbite?

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

CONDOMINIUM

What is green and smells like pig?

Punishment that fits the crime

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...

Birth of a Candy Bar

What do the Chinese call a 69?