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Birth of a Candy Bar

What do the Chinese call a 69?

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Necking

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...

A proper name

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?

This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...

A few questions and answers

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...

Two hookers were on a street corner...

There were two people having sex in a car...

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

Lightbulbs for dinner

When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

What do you do in case of fallout?

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...

What is the difference between hard and light?

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?

Different Treatments

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

The common symptoms of swine flu

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

Paying Rent

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

It was a somber day in Disney land...

How do they do it?