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Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...

Taking measures

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A small boy walks into his mothers room...

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

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It was a somber day in Disney land...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

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Punishment that fits the crime

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What is red and has seven dents?

Where does Peter Pan eat?

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

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Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

Ring, ring!

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

Did you know Sex is a crime?

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...

Necking

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

Do you know why it's called sex?

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

How do you get Visual Aids?

Why is sex like money in the bank?

Sexually active

There were two people having sex in a car...

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

A man comes to a doctor and...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

What do you do in case of fallout?

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

The art of foreplay

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?