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What's the definition of virginity?

How is sex like air?

What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?

So one sperm says to the other...

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...

How do you make love to a fat girl?

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...

Get some of this

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...

What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?

How do you know you're leading a sad life?

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...

Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?

What am I?

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

So the elephant says to the naked man...

What is the Definition of Agony?

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl...

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?

If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...

Almost celibate

These two sperm were swimming around...