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Politically correct seasons greetings

Names to Use in Prank Calls

Poor batman!

A disabled sea captain

How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Temperatures and What They Mean

Dumb intercourse

Language Trends of the Future

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

The little sexy housewife was built so well...

The Diet

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?

The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?

A young peasant girl of fourteen...

I wrote it!

If Timex made toasters...

Bloke is drinking at a pub...

What would you do if you had a condum with a hole...

Where is an elephants sex organ?

A man moves into a nudist colony...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

A DEAD HORSE IN A BATHROOM

Why do farts smell?

Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...

A few words of wisdom

What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...

A bar name

Santa

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...

Chaim escapes from a mental hospital...

Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood

Interesting facts

If Sony made toasters...

Tombstone epitaph II

A dilemma

Changing of the English Language

One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...

Why did the skeleton burp?

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

La Machine

If the NSA made toasters...

A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?