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A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

What do elephants use for tampoons?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

If Radio Shack made toasters...

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

A love story

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

How do you make a hot dog stand?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Notice

The approach of winter

How do I know anything really exists?

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Important thoughts

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

How can you identify an blind pirate?

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

The Fisherman

What is It?

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

If...

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

Daylight Savings Time Reform

Tombstone Epitaph XV

Only in America...

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

A hot meal

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

The Speed of Time by Age

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?