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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Not raising hogs

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

A convincing lesson

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

Tombstone Epitaph IV

How do I know anything really exists?

The approach of winter

How do you make a hot dog stand?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

What does ADIDAS stand for?

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

With all the recent talk of cloning...

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

Only in America...

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is It?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

Important thoughts

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The Fisherman

How can you identify an blind pirate?

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

Tombstone Epitaph XV

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

If...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

The Speed of Time by Age

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?