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Many moons

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A sign

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

Why do Farts stink?

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

Bad Jokes

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

Valentine Day Story

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

What is the definition of Agony?

What's sillier

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

Beware of IRS

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

That is ONE!

Tough job

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

What do elephants use for tampoons?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

The Letter D Pulls Out

My twenty cents

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

There were these three morticians talking about...

Cheap widow

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

Diary Entries

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

Notice

If Radio Shack made toasters...

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

On Jeopardy

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What did Adam say to Eve?

A convincing lesson

Only in America...