Шутки


Miscellaneous (Разное) — в порядке популярности:

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

Famous people

A hearty breakfast

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

Good advices

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Totally messed up

A fun game

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

An artist asked the gallery owner...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

Tombstone Epitaph V

What is grosser than gross?

What is blue and sings alone?

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

All Jews and six Mexicans

Why cannot Santa have children?

Tombstone Epitaph IX

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

Making bets

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

What's better than roses on your piano?

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

Silence

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

What to do

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

Voodoo

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

A story with a morale

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

Bad Jokes

Now, that is disgusting!

A sign

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

New Words

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???




 ← предыдущая   1  2  3  4  5  6     следующая →