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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?

Eye sex

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

What's brown and sticky?

What is sicker than sick?

what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...

Dumb Intercourse II

Christmas flavor

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...

The story with the moral

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Palindromes

The blank tape

If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

Tombstone Epitaph VII

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?

How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style

If god had wanted us to run around naked...

An abstract joke

What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?

Death of Energizer Bunny

This guy was driving down the highway...

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

a dyslexic man walks into a...

A great new hearing aid

A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?

Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?

What is your date of birth?

Tombstone Epitaph VIII

What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?

Shoe shopping

So you don not know Jack Schitt...

CHOCOLATE

Before you criticize someone...

Tombstone Epitaph X

A merchant captain and several of his officers...

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

What sexual position makes an ugly baby?

Tombstone Epitaph I

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

What occurs twice in a lifetime...

Famous people

Preparation for Parenthood

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Another yamamma...