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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

Tombstone Epitaph IV

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

Not raising hogs

On Jeopardy

What is the definition of Agony?

You're next

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

There were these three morticians talking about...

How do I know anything really exists?

A love story

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

Diary Entries

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

What is It?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

The Fisherman

What does ADIDAS stand for?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

With all the recent talk of cloning...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

If...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

Important thoughts

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

The approach of winter

Tombstone Epitaph XV

How can you identify an blind pirate?

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

The Speed of Time by Age

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus