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I received a letter from my bank the other day...

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

If you want to buy marijuana...

Tombstone Epitaph IV

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

Now, that is disgusting!

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

A sign

Cheap widow

Bad Jokes

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

Why cannot Santa have children?

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

Beware of IRS

Many moons

A story with a morale

One day the different parts of the body...

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

There were these three morticians talking about...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

What's sillier

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

Diary Entries

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

Valentine Day Story

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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

What is the definition of Agony?

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

With all the recent talk of cloning...

How do you make a hot dog stand?

A love story

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

Important thoughts

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

If...