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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

A sign

If K-Tel sold toasters...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

Bad Jokes

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

Many moons

Valentine Day Story

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

Why do Farts stink?

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

What's sillier

The Letter D Pulls Out

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

Beware of IRS

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

That is ONE!

What do elephants use for tampoons?

My twenty cents

There were these three morticians talking about...

What is the definition of Agony?

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

Tough job

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

Cheap widow

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

Diary Entries

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

On Jeopardy

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

What did Adam say to Eve?

A love story

If Radio Shack made toasters...