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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Grant Bar and Casino

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

How gross is that?

Famous people

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

Making bets

Why cannot Santa have children?

Why did the punk cross the road?

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

Totally messed up

All Jews and six Mexicans

Good advices

What is blue and sings alone?

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

Tombstone Epitaph I

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

Tombstone Epitaph IX

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

Voodoo

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

What to do

What's better than roses on your piano?

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Silence

Now, that is disgusting!

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

Tombstone Epitaph VI

Tombstone Epitaph V

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

New Words

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

Towards and Away

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

One day the different parts of the body...

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

If you want to buy marijuana...

A story with a morale

What is the definition of Agony?

If K-Tel sold toasters...