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A fun game

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

A hearty breakfast

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

An artist asked the gallery owner...

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

Making bets

Why did the punk cross the road?

All Jews and six Mexicans

What is blue and sings alone?

Totally messed up

Tombstone Epitaph I

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

Why cannot Santa have children?

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

Good advices

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

Tombstone Epitaph IX

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

Voodoo

Silence

What to do

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

What's better than roses on your piano?

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

A story with a morale

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

Now, that is disgusting!

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

Tombstone Epitaph V

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

New Words

Towards and Away

If you want to buy marijuana...

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

One day the different parts of the body...

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...