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Miscellaneous (Разное) — в порядке популярности:
 What is grosser than gross?
An artist asked the gallery owner...
What occurs twice in a lifetime...
Making bets
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
All Jews and six Mexicans
A man was riding in the back of his limousine...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
Why did the punk cross the road?
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...
Good advices
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
Famous people
Tombstone Epitaph I
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
What is blue and sings alone?
Why cannot Santa have children?
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
Totally messed up
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Now, that is disgusting!
Tombstone Epitaph IX
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Silence
Tombstone Epitaph VI
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
Voodoo
New Words
One day the different parts of the body...
If K-Tel sold toasters...
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
What would Princess Diana be doing right...
What to do
Many moons
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
If you want to buy marijuana...
What is the definition of Agony?
Why do Farts stink?
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...
Tombstone Epitaph V
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...
A sign
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