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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Famous people

Good advices

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

A fun game

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

Totally messed up

An artist asked the gallery owner...

What is blue and sings alone?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

Tombstone Epitaph V

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

Why cannot Santa have children?

Tombstone Epitaph IX

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

All Jews and six Mexicans

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

What is grosser than gross?

Silence

What's better than roses on your piano?

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

Making bets

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

What to do

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

A sign

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Voodoo

Bad Jokes

If K-Tel sold toasters...

A story with a morale

New Words

Now, that is disgusting!

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???




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