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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

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Elephants IX

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Perfect customer

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

Man and wife at the zoo

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

How do you make a cat drink?

The essential difference

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Pray hard

Footless Parrot

Two neighbors had been fighting each other...

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

A robber was robbing a house...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

Hungry Snake

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

An irresolvable problem

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

This man goes into the doctor with his...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

A fair warning

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

A duck walks into a general store...

What is grey and comes in quarts?

A miserable rooster

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fucking bear

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