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Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

A dangerous job

A Duck walks into a bar...

A horse walks into a bar...

How do you catch an elephant?

Elephants IV

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

What has four legs and eight arms?

At an auction

Almost no diffenrence

Pet owners

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

Elephants III

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Tarzania II

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

A gruesome murder

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

An elephant...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Elephants VII

I like monkeys

Good business

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Nice, but rough

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

Want some chicken?

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

Excerpts from the rural life

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

A blind man is standing at the corner...

Elephants VIII

Why does an elephant have four feet?

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

How do you catch a polar bear?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

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