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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

An elephant...

A dangerous job

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

A Duck walks into a bar...

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Almost no diffenrence

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Pet owners

What has four legs and eight arms?

A horse walks into a bar...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Elephants III

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

It's so easy to milk a cow...

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tarzania II

How do you catch an elephant?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Elephants VII

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

I like monkeys

A gruesome murder

Excerpts from the rural life

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How do you catch a polar bear?

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

How to Catch a White Elephant

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

Camel

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

Good business

Elephants VIII

A blind man is standing at the corner...