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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:
 There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A dangerous job
A Duck walks into a bar...
At an auction
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Pet owners
What has four legs and eight arms?
A horse walks into a bar...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
Elephants III
Almost no diffenrence
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Tarzania II
Why do gorillas have big noses?
It's so easy to milk a cow...
An elephant...
How do you catch an elephant?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
A gruesome murder
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
I like monkeys
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
Elephants VII
Excerpts from the rural life
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Want some chicken?
Camel
How do you catch a polar bear?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
Good business
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Elephants VIII
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
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