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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

At an auction

A dangerous job

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

A Duck walks into a bar...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

A horse walks into a bar...

Pet owners

What has four legs and eight arms?

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

An elephant...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

Almost no diffenrence

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Elephants III

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Tarzania II

How do you catch an elephant?

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Elephants VII

A gruesome murder

I like monkeys

Excerpts from the rural life

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

Good business

Want some chicken?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

Camel

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Elephants VIII