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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

A dangerous job

A Duck walks into a bar...

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Elephants IV

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Pet owners

At an auction

What has four legs and eight arms?

Why don't oysters give to charity?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

Elephants III

Almost no diffenrence

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

A horse walks into a bar...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

Tarzania II

How do you catch an elephant?

It's so easy to milk a cow...

An elephant...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

Want some chicken?

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Excerpts from the rural life

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Elephants VII

A gruesome murder

I like monkeys

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Camel

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Good business

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Elephants VIII

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

Nice, but rough

Beware of dog!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

Where do you find a no legged dog?

What's brown and crispy on the outside...