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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

A talking horse

A dangerous job

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Snake joke

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

What has four legs and eight arms?

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

A Duck walks into a bar...

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

Pet owners

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

A horse walks into a bar...

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Why don't oysters give to charity?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

How do you catch a polar bear?

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Elephants VII

A gruesome murder

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

Excerpts from the rural life

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Tarzania II

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How to Catch a White Elephant

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

I like monkeys

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

How do you catch an elephant?

A blind man is standing at the corner...

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

Good business

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?