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Camel

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

Want some chicken?

Elephants VIII

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

What does a lion call a antelope?

Elephants

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

Tarzania

A lusty camel

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

For all animal lovers out there

Why does an elephant have four feet?

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

Beware of dog!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Bying a horse

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Two guys go hunting...

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

There were two cows in a paddock...

Where do you find a no legged dog?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

Elephants V

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Persistency Act

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

What has two legs and bleeds?

With best intentions

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

You know why a dog licks his ass?

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

There was once a wide mouth frog...

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

What's green and has wheels?

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

Two male flies are buzzing around...

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...