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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

Why does a cow wear a bell?

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

The Insensitive Gorilla

Punishment that fits the crime

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Elephants II

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Two men were walking along the street when...

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

Wife comes home to find the old man...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

There were two guys walking down the street...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

German Shepard on Golf Course

Man v. cat

A Second Opinion

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

The story with the moral

a duck in the shop

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Elephants VI

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Stuttering animal

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

The talking dog

Snake joke

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

The talking dog

I've never understood why women love cats...

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

A talking horse

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?