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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Why does a cow wear a bell?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Insensitive Gorilla

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

Punishment that fits the crime

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

The story with the moral

Elephants II

Two men were walking along the street when...

There were two guys walking down the street...

The talking dog

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

Man v. cat

German Shepard on Golf Course

A Second Opinion

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Wife comes home to find the old man...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

a duck in the shop

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

Elephants VI

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

I've never understood why women love cats...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Stuttering animal

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

The talking dog

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

Snake joke

At an auction

Elephants IV

A talking horse

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?