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Why does a cow wear a bell?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

The Insensitive Gorilla

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

Punishment that fits the crime

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Two men were walking along the street when...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Elephants II

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

There were two guys walking down the street...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

The story with the moral

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

Man v. cat

Two goldfish are in a tank...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

German Shepard on Golf Course

A Second Opinion

The talking dog

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

a duck in the shop

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Elephants VI

Stuttering animal

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

Snake joke

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

The talking dog

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Why did the cactus cross the road?

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

I've never understood why women love cats...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

A talking horse

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...