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Elephants VI

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border? Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

• A dangerous job
• What has four legs and eight arms?
• A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
• A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
• A horse walks into a bar...

• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
• This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
• A veterinarian surgeon...