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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Nice, but rough

Beware of dog!

A blind man is standing at the corner...

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

Tarzania

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

How to Catch a White Elephant

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

There were two cows in a paddock...

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

Two guys go hunting...

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

With best intentions

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

For all animal lovers out there

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

Bying a horse

What has two legs and bleeds?

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

What does a lion call a antelope?

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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Persistency Act

A lusty camel

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

What's green and has wheels?

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

There was once a wide mouth frog...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

You know why a dog licks his ass?

Two male flies are buzzing around...

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?