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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

Tarzania

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

A blind man is standing at the corner...

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

How to Catch a White Elephant

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

There were two cows in a paddock...

Two guys go hunting...

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

With best intentions

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

For all animal lovers out there

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

What has two legs and bleeds?

Bying a horse

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

Persistency Act

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

Elephants V

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

What's green and has wheels?

Elephants

What does a lion call a antelope?

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

A lusty camel

There was once a wide mouth frog...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

You know why a dog licks his ass?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

Two male flies are buzzing around...

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?