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Drilling is mine!

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...

What a Woman Really Needs

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...

What dreams mean

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

A man calls his family doctor...

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

Indicator

Do clever men make good husbands?

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

Mother-in-law burial

What Trip?

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

A man was complaining to a friend...

Olympic condoms

Who am I?

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

The man approached the very beautiful woman...

Will the father be present during the birth?

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

Repetitiveness

What is the difference between men and women?

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

For their 25th wedding anniversary...

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...

Every damn time

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Two story house

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...

Let him dig

Who exactly are we kidding?

Could you please pass...

Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?

A Change Of Vows

What would you do if I won the lottery?

Punctuation marks

mother comes to home with a man

Daddy, where did I come from?

A caring husband

Perfectly healthy