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The Ring

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Olympic condoms

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

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Let him dig

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Daddy, where did I come from?

Repetitiveness

Every damn time

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Perfectly healthy

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...