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if at first you dont succeed...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends...

Honeymoon II

One of two reasons

What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?

Trust thy friend...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...

Flies

She: Do you think of me when...

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...

Merry...ied talk

The American in Hong Kong...

A present for the anniversary

Really torrid honeymoon

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Nothing changed

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...

Jealousy

A Jewish Mother

Two mates are having a chat over a beer...

What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?

Three different kinds of sex

You're not going to believe this!

A henpecked husband...

Earn it hiking

Falling down

Silent treatment

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

Honeymooned!

A guy was driving home one evening...

Two afroamericans

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...

Man goes to see the Rabbi...

Old farmer Johnson was dying...

A different father

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

Do you know why single women cannot fart?

Love stronger than death

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V

Not this time

With a puzzled look on his face...

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...

Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?

A fair warning

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...