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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

Категория: Men (Мужчины); Sex (Секс); Drunks (Пьяные)

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