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A guy says to a salesgirl...

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

The third wish

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

Barbie and G.I. Joe

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

Some explaining...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...

Santas Diversion

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...

My name is Brown

An Unusual Ailment

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

A small mixup

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

Stolen Car

A college professor's going to bed with his wife...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

A strange jigsaw puzzle

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

Doing the Dishes

Free meat

How'd you get that black eye?

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

Six people were on a plane...

Two guys are out hunting deer...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

The hit-and-run

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...

A state-of-the-art watch

Ass-corked

Man and a Policeman

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

Gimme some aspirin!

Ouch

Once upon a time a man was walking down...

Ice fishing

A construction worker was whistling...

Kind of awkward

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...