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Some explaining...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

Free meat

A little delusion

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...

Jewish fly

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A small mixup

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

Doing the Dishes

A guy says to a salesgirl...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

Spell it

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

Two guys are out hunting deer...

An Unusual Ailment

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

I HAD A BAD DAY

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

Doing the right thing

The third wish

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...

Gimme some aspirin!

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

Ass-corked

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

Man and a Policeman

A construction worker was whistling...

Ouch

How'd you get that black eye?

Kind of awkward

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

A state-of-the-art watch

Stolen Car

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...