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The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...

Barbie and G.I. Joe

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A little delusion

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

My name is Brown

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...

Some explaining...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

An Unusual Ailment

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

A strange jigsaw puzzle

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

Stolen Car

How'd you get that black eye?

A small mixup

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

Two guys are out hunting deer...

Six people were on a plane...

Doing the Dishes

A state-of-the-art watch

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

The hit-and-run

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

Ass-corked

Once upon a time a man was walking down...

Gimme some aspirin!

Ouch

Free meat

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

African roulette

Ice fishing

Discovering too late that a...

Kind of awkward

A construction worker was whistling...