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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

The people are waiting

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

The Barber Shop

A dubious remedy

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

Silent treatment

A man walks into a jewellers shop...

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male...

Is this her first?..

Naming the kids

Really torrid honeymoon

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

Jealousy

Ballroom please!

A business man from New York decided to quit his job...

A girl and an elephant

An old lady owned two monkeys...

The barber was finishing a haircut...

A fortune teller

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

A closer call

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...

A guy is stranded on an island with only a...

Two men were walking through the woods when...

Peanuts

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...

I HAD A BAD DAY

Forget your daughter...

Communication problem

The other day my house caught fire...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

A woman selling apples in New York...

You tell me!

The three wishes

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...

On a very cold winter night...

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...

The Young Mans Big Mouth

Hair spray

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...

A little town had a high birth rate that...