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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Divorce decision

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

A wise choice

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

A tough case was being argued in court...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A lawyer named Strange died...

Where am I, Cathy?

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

A technical bastard

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

A precise location

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

A local United Way office realized that...

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

An old man was critically ill...

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

The dog and the butcher