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What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A guy in a bar

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

The first client

Trial Of The Century

An airliner was having engine trouble...

45 or 82?

A man walks into a friend and sees...

Did you kill the victim?

The way he died

Guilty

That was an insult

Best advice possible

At night court, a man was brought in and set...

Being under oath

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...

A guy walks into a post office...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

What do you call an honest lawyer?

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Guilty as sin

Too good to be true

Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?

A man walked into a lawyer's office and...

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...

What is the proper weight for an attorney?

If two lawyers were drowning...

A really cold morning

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking

Two attorneys went into a diner...