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A girl goes to the doctor...

Saving one of them

A serious condition

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...

Five penises

A doctor fell into a well once...

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

Howard had felt guilty all day long...

The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...

Pneumonia

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

Gosh, what a pun!

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

How do dentists become brain surgeons?

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

Proctologists

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

A man walks into a doctor's office with a...

Hurt my arm

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

Give me the bad news first...

Just in case

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

Life is precious

Good news

The following statements were found on patient charts...

A mute was walking down the street one day...

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

There was a costume party at a mental hospital...

A memory problem