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A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to a dinner. He then stands up to thank everyone.

"First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, then I want to thank my children, and the lottery commission."

"Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone was silent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said, "For the winning numbers".

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