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Oprectomy

Oprectomy

KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115

DATE:____________

NAME:

ADDRESS:

Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for

_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this

extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects

your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty

outlook on life.

Sincerely,

J. Grabber, M.D. Kenmore Hospital

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