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Once upon a time a man was walking down...

Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient oil lamp in an ash can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it. Sure enough, out popped a genie. "Master, I shall now grant you one wish." The man spoke, his eyes bulging with desire. "I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life!" The genie obediently turned him into a toilet.

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
• A state-of-the-art watch
• A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
• A push
• Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office