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 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic  light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.  The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa  bring that to you?"  The kid says, "Yeah."  The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on  that bike."  The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety  violation ticket.  The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,  "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring  that to you?"  Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."  The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick  underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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