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Religion and Church (Религия и церковь) — в порядке популярности:

What do you give the paedophile who has everything?

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...

Pope Dies

A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...

What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...

The same thing

How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

Where to send him?

One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?

What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?

On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...

This fellow comes to confession...

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...

Got a second?

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...

The Naming of Jesus

It is written in the Bible!

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...

Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...

A fine sermon

Jesus has risen

Stress-Relieving Prayer

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...

Ought to be hung

The priest was preparing a man...

Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...

In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...

Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?

A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...

Change my mind

The girl knelt in the confessional and said...

Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...