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Six stages of married life

The room was full of pregnant ladies...

A promise to keep

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII

Punctuation marks

I had it all

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

An affair with the horse

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

A man took his wife to the doctors...

What dreams mean

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

Miles Dobson was away from home on business...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

Keeping their marriage together

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

What would you do if I won the lottery?

Some explaining...

Inseparable

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

Olympic condoms

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...

Indicator

Perfectly healthy

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

Following a bitter divorce...

Daddy, where did I come from?

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

Brand new

Hair on my chest

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

Who am I?

On inheritance

A man was complaining to a friend...

For their 25th wedding anniversary...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

Who exactly are we kidding?

What Trip?

Job well done

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Some of the myths about marriage...

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...