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...And I will do anything for love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

Our bright childhood...

Uh-Oh!!

Condom Modelling Rejection

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

Father of my children

Little Mermaid

In jail...

A game of golf

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Holiday accomodations

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

Broken leg

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

Two ears burned

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

Orgasmic Problems

On their first night to be together...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...

Paying bills

What's a transvestite?

A man says to his wife...

This guy walks in to a bathroom...

The definition of a phallic symbol

How did Captain Hook die?

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...

OUCH!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

A dentis appointment

It finally dawned

Mirror, mirror

Edward walks out of a bar ...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...

The third wish

Think quality

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...