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A man walks into a doctor office

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...

Benefits of having Alzheimer's

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

Five penises

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

A woman visits her physician...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

A psychology student at a local university...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

Ill man

The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...

Life is precious

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

Hurt my arm

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

Saving one of them

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

A memory problem

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?

A mute was walking down the street one day...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

Give me the bad news first...

HEGS

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

A Short History of Medicine

From the life of the insane

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

Can't remember

Proctologists

The medical student was asked four reasons...

There was a costume party at a mental hospital...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?